Abbey Menk

Abbey Menk (nee Simpson) (born May 2, 1945) is the mother of ? Menk.

Backstory
Abbey was born in 1945 on Springfield, Illnois to Abraham J. "Abe" Simpson (1906-2006) and Edwina Thomas (1925-1973). Abe was in England and fall in love with Edwina before they had to leave England. Edwina became pregnant and the result was Abbey.

Abbey's parents were seperated when she was 1 as Edwina was on a 1 year visit to the United States. When Abbey was the same age, her father married Gaby Brown (1926-1953) and had Herbert Simpson the following year when Abbey was 2, Herbert's parents divorced in the same year he was born. When Abbey was the same age, her father married Mona Olsen (1929-2008) and had Homer Simpson the following year when Abbey was 3. This was the reason Abbey was jinxed.

In 1968, Abbey married Hank Menk (1938-) and had two children John Menk (1969-) and Joseph Menk (1972-), the former was lost on military service in the early 1990s.

Abbey was retired in 2010.